Feb 5, 2012

I really don't plan this stuff...

So my friend Lando's visit proved fruitful and ridiculous...per usual. We go to dinner and talk and catch up (He's married with a good wife and beautiful daughter now. No one deserve happiness more than this guy). He's in Dallas filming the Kardashians (I will refer to them as the Kards from this point on) He asked me what I was doing in Dallas and asking me what my next move was. Also asking if I was needing a break or a kick in the ass right now(which he's happily supoprted and quickly been delivering for over 10 years now)
He wants all the details of me and Joe. I tell him Joe is a Nigerian and Lando immediately tells me "ummm seriously, what, no...ok, I need to meet him. We'll see about this Mr. Joe"...Which seems to be the ongoing reaction when I talk about Joe. I happily tell him that Joe wants to meet him as well because Lando is one of my lithmus test and standards for guys and how they MUST be.

Anyway Lando asked if I wanted to assist on the Kard show in Dallas. I tell him sure, why not I'm not doing ANYTHING else right now. He also says it pays so that should be good for me too. So I became PA (Production Assistant "P.A." is a glorified schlepper) for the Kard show. I initially helped on the crew with setting up and driving around Dallas. Television is very interesting, especially since I don't watch it. I then graduated (or was demoted, depends on how you look at it) to one of the many assistants "Khlo" has. So I begain driving ALL over DALLAS being an assistant's assistant 9 to 12 hour days shopping and shopping and shopping and shopping. I have no idea why or how these people are famous or how/why they receive free stuff.

The check's in the mail. Income is nice.


Love,

Anne in Dallas